May 2012
STOP REBLOGGING THAT VIDEOOOOOOOO
neneleakesweave:
bubble buddy was literally so true
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porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
porn site:
fifteen year old:
cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
fifteen year old: *starts crying*
cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH
h0odrich:
if cartoons can wear the same clothes everyday then so can i
goingguido:
“what college do you wanna go to???”
“what do you wanna be when you grow up???”
“how many kids are you gonna have??”
“do you have a boyfriend yet??”
“did you make any friends yet???”
“what are your grades like now????”
runlikeliam:
meanwhile on a video of a girl meeting justin bieber
methlabrador:
drinking game where every time you take a shot you take another shot
jewassicpark:
toocooltobehipster:
what would you do if you got diarrhoea during an exam?
i would learn how to spell diarrhea correctly
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Anonymous asked: should i go over my weird cousins' house or stay home? plz answer
neodad:
writing “sorry” at the bottom of your math test
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Anonymous asked: if someone were to really do the drinking game under the one direction tag, i think you would die
africans:
i just want to WooHoo
i would never cheat on someone i mean someone being stupid enough to date me is a once in a lifetime thing im not gonna mess it up
edgur:
sense of humor like lil kim’s elbows (very dry)
methlabrador:
public health pamphlets at your doctor’s office reading “FLU TANG CLAN AINT NOTHIN TO FUCK WITH”
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Anonymous asked: why is everyone over-analyzing your url omfg
reactivating:
Drake looks like the type of nigga that puts marshmallows in his hot chocolate
wwiao:
softball is the leading cause of lesbianism
waiting-for-the-tardis:
remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason
snoopdong:
Where will LMFAO be 40 years from now?
In a party rocking chair
niallicious:
one direction drinking game
go to this link
take a shot every time you see a post that is stupid as fuck
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Anonymous asked: do you say your url like be-yon-say be-twice-ay or do you say it like be once be twice
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Anonymous asked: my favorite posts of yours are the ones where you are making fun of miranda cosgrove. i never realized how uncomfortable looking she was until you pointed it out
annawintour:
so done with being ugly can i please emerge from my chrysalis and become hot as fuck thanks
illinois:
the year is 2012
sexy has disappeared once again
only one man can bring it back
vaginatoria:
people I hate can’t like the things that I love it is law
huntwerk:
i’m a betty spaghetti in a barbie world
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ilovesquidward:
we were looking at my best friend’s history test and the question was “which president served the most amount of terms in the united states” and she answered gorge bush
not even george bush
gorge
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pooping in a public restroom is a SIN
frnkkk:
whenever you’re feeling down or insecure just remember
how could you possibly not like bacon
im so tired yet ive done absolutely nothing wtf
I SAID I WOULD TAKE A SHOWER AN HOUR AGO BYE
sallymurphy:
sometimes i look at random people on the train or walking down the street and wonder about their day or what they had for breakfast or where they grew up and if they’re having a good or a bad day and i wonder if people do the same to me
whenever you start feelin good about yourself just remember whatever you can do there’s a little 10 year old asian out there that can do it better
shaving23spiders:
methroid:
paula deen’s favorite pokemon is butterfree
why would she like something if it’s butter free
bananarchists:
dont be sad uk just remember that america has 0 points
