hi i'm jordan stephens and this is an actual representation of how i look all the time
face ♡ ask ♡ me singing ♡ youtube twitter ♡ buy a button lol ♡ instagram
face ♡ ask ♡ me singing ♡ youtube twitter ♡ buy a button lol ♡ instagram
IN THE MIDDL EOF HAVINGF SEX WITH HOT HOT GOIRLFREIEND YOU LAY YOUR VERY OWN LARG EEGG
are you okay
IU OCUYKLD BE HAVING HOT SEXY STEAMY EGG LAY9ING SEX RIGHT NOW AS I TYPE
get well soon
7 hours ago with 7,846 notes
So you don't have like that ONE best friend? Sorry I'm just asking because I feel like I'm weird because I don't have that one best friend I do everything with.
@Anonymous
i dont think its weird ive never had one best friend i did everything with i feel like i get a new group of friends every couple of months tbh the longest friendships ive had have been on the internet
7 hours ago with 25 notes
is that lana del rey?
im the asshole who screenshots all the unattractive snapchats i get
7 hours ago with 508 notes
i am so stunned that you are 15 i literally thought you've been joking this whole time. how is so much creativity and talent and poise and beauty and good humor packed into someone who is 15? dang. congrats on ur everything.
@Anonymous
((poise and beauty i cant breathe)) thank u very much
7 hours ago with 49 notes
Do you have a best friend? Someone you tell everything to? Almost like a sister or a brother to you?
@Anonymous
i have really good friends but i dont tell everything to anyone but my mom
7 hours ago with 23 notes
still my favorite post
life is full of little surprises, for example:
‘dog food lid’ when read backwards is ‘dildo of god’
truly amazing
8 hours ago with 36,451 notes
what actually defines a role model? like people are saying rihanna isn’t a role model but why? she’s a powerful black woman who embraces her sexuality, has bounced back after physical abuse, and is a successful business woman.
so she smokes weed and takes her clothes off sometimes? don’t we all???
8 hours ago with 2,062 notes
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