kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

Beyoncé photographed by Pierre Debusschere, CR Fashion Book Issue 5 

peclro:

sext: my mom can pick up if your mom can drop us off

slayboybunny:

everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole

kobetyrant:

Black people are highkey the best at everything

pimpcesssss:

milkandheavysugar:

Happy 50th Anniversary to Bill and Camille Cosby!

The first picture omg

spudsexuall:

It’s so fucking weird how girls can just tell when our periods start. Like the exact fucking moment. You’re just sitting in bed or standing in line for groceries and your face does that thing kind of like in That’s so Raven when Raven gets a vision

lameborghini:

"if a guy cheated on u just ignore him! u don’t have to yell at him" um no what the fuck???? im gonna let him know he’s a piece of shit and then never talk to his bitch ass again. also im gonna look good as hell thanks

woodmeat:

me: yo she said she gon suck the team!!

homies:

image

plantkitten:

u have lips ….. i have lips …… interesting 

Zoe Saldana for L'Oreal (x)
"Being a former dancer, classical dancer, it informed me as a human being just in terms of the grace I guess. Ballet is a very graceful form of art. You also become very aware of your body, and your mind and your body is working in conjunction. That kind of helps you in acting as well."

itscalledfashionlookitup:

when a former mutual asks why you don’t follow them anymore

boy2006:

sailorsativa:


CR Fashion Book Issue #5

Favorite pics of her to date

Omg yes

boy2006:

sailorsativa:

CR Fashion Book Issue #5

Favorite pics of her to date

Omg yes