idreamofjimmy:

The United States Postal Service

nosdrinker:

authority figures: stop fucking playing spy fox and start contributing to society

me: image

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

vablatsky:

this game is why I have trust issues

i fuckin hate the type of person who enters a room when a show is on and starts talking. what the fuck is wrong with you. who the fuck raised you. are you an animal. get out of my house

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax invasion  

mexicanfood420:

givemesomeknope:

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if i don’t reblog this everyday assume i’m dead

loserpoet:

the fact that some people on this site are sexually aroused by benevolent cucumberpatch  is proof that someone will find you attractive no matter how ugly you may be. there is always hope

me: *goes to Jamaica*
Jamaican: hello welcome to Jamaica
me: baliegdeh

beyoncebeytwice:

hey whats up reply with whats up w u

i meant whats literally up with you not whats up w u

fynechina:

meanwhile, in the Untucked lounge

fynechina:

meanwhile, in the Untucked lounge